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Jan 1st

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A letter to the signs:

Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.

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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.

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There is so much belly porn in Dirty Dancing

Dec 30th

I just saw a commercial for the Catholic Church

-gigglesnorts- “Catholics come home”

Dec 30th

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Watch

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The Absolute Funniest Posts!: What JKR thought... →

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm…I’ll kill them. ‎Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let’s kill him. Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry’s mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let’s kill him. Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him. Oh,…

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Put a / in the year you were born, so we will have...

Before 1990: ///// 1990://// 1991:////// 1992://///////// 1993://////////////// 1994://///////////////////// 1995: //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1996: ////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// // 1997: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1998:...

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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like- 
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what

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